blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

(via bennetting)

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

(via nalleybrien)

sokkaflockaflameo:

thatsupergleekywholockianhead:

satansleftbuttcheek:

upgraders:

upgraders:

how do kids at hogwarts sext do they have to write a lil note and give it to their owl and it deliveries it to the recipient 

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Lol im pretty sure sexting’s real I do it all the time

imagine if you accidentally sent your sext in a howler

[Opens Howler] I’LL LET YOU WHOMP MY WILLOW ANYTIME

I just spit water everywhere

(via no-chickflick-moments)

arachnocat:

people who don’t examine every grape they eat are brave people

(Source: laurendemieux, via blackanddiamonsnake)

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